"WorldRallyBlog" (world-rallyblog)
08/27/2013 at 10:47 • Filed to: deltalopnik, lancia, lancia delta, car porn, video
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"WorldRallyBlog" (world-rallyblog)
08/27/2013 at 10:47 • Filed to: deltalopnik, lancia, lancia delta, car porn, video | 2
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I love Lancia Delta HF Integrale, I love it as much as someone can love an inanimate object, as much as Arnie Cunningham loved Christine... Chances are I will never ever own one, but that will not get in a way of my desire and admiration for this lovely brick of plastic, steel and awesome.
You know how you come to Youtube searching for something, then after you see the video in question you end up looking at another video, then another, and so on. Ten videos down the line you don't even know what the first video was about and you don't care. That's how I stumbled upon this. Just like the camera is shaking in the beginning, my hands were shaking too. I was a guy that quit the rehab too soon and I got the shakes. I can fully imagine myself standing where the camera guy is standing, screaming and crying like an Elvis Presley fan, not fully believing what I'm seeing in front of me.
Delta upon Delta upon Delta upon Delta... oh please make them stop. Don't! Keep them coming. More and more of them, with their bulges and sharp angles, keep them coming.
I think I need to seek professional help. This car, this damn car, doing this to me since the first time I started worshipping it in 1990.
I do suppose this was some kind of Delta gathering, or a HF porn convention, but it's irrelevant, I cannot be bothered, I cannot think straight. Help.